Not sure why you’d want to, but there are multiple ways to contact me. I respond well to encouragement, but will have no problem telling you to go fuck yourself if you say anything that warrants it. If you would like, you can also tell me to go fuck myself, but then I’ll tell you to go eat shit. It can become a nasty circle of profanity, but, hey, if that’s your thing, then let’s do it. Just don’t play with yourself while we’re trading barbs. That’s just plain creepy.
I do not have a Facebook account. Fuck Facebook.
Since I love to write, you can email me, too, at email@example.com. I will respond.
Or you can fill out the form below and I’ll answer when I can. I’m a busy man.